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Andrew Sullivan, Gloomy Gus

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

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Andrew Sullivan is singing the blues over today’s Massachusetts election.

Regardless of who wins, he thinks the country and its two major political parties are failing to address the great problems of the age, problems like health care reform and anthropogenic global warming:

Yes, I’m gloomy. Not because I was so wedded to this bill, although I think it’s a decent enough start. But because if America cannot grapple with its deep and real problems after electing a new president with two majorities, then America’s problems are too great for Americans to tackle.

Incredibly, he credits “the FNC/RNC* machine” with not merely crafting Martha Coakley’s loss with guile to overmatch Machiavelli but also with “the power to wield populism to destroy any attempt by government to address any actual problems.”

This is to laugh at. Mr. Sullivan’s brain must have been turned to oatmeal by Karl Rover’s non-existent Jedi mind control. The RNC is almost as clueless as Democratic leadership about what to do with Tea Partiers, but at least for the most part Republicans don’t slag the Partiers with dirty names.

Mr. Sullivan should get out to Tea Party rallies in person. He would discover that the Tea Partiers are just as mad at free-spending Republicans as they are mad at earmarking Democrats.

Everyday folks don’t want the government running the health care industry. They want to keep the money that they’ve earned, and spend it on what they deem worthy.

And, Mr. Sullivan: the Tea Partiers are American from the top of their billed caps to the aiglets on their athletic shoes. They grapple with America’s problems over the dinner table and across the cash-and-wrap and over cubicle walls. They are small business owners paying for their own health insurance. They are workers paying more to fill their tanks and heat their houses because of screwy energy policy. They are parents attending school board meetings to hear which schools will close for lack of money.

You’re welcome to crawl into a hole and whimper, Mr. Sullivan. The rest of us have work to do.

(Hat tip: Mike Allen at Politico Playbook.)

* I believe that the combined acronym stands for Fox News Channel & Republican National Committee, as though the two work in lock-step with one another.

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Beavers For Brown

Monday, January 18th, 2010

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NRO’s The Corner has two posts that come together for me.

Michael Novak worries that his outdated 50-year-old Harvard student registration will be used to pad Martha Coakley’s count. I would have similar worries, except that I attended MIT (not quite as long ago) and never registered to vote in Massachusetts. I kept my official residence in California. So no zombie registration from my graduate student days will haunt tomorrow’s vote tally.

Kathryn Jean Lopez received an email from one of a trio of MIT students who ran through Boston wearing homemade shirts and shouting, “Vote for Scott!” Kids these days! Doesn’t anyone teach them analytical thinking? Oh, wait. These are ’Tute students, so the chance that they are engineers is high, and that they think analytically regardless of study emphasis higher yet. Go, Beavers! Vote for Scott!

And remember to wear your Red Sox hoodie to the polling station tomorrow.

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Coakley Even Has UPS Mad At Her

Monday, January 18th, 2010

From a special edition of WSJ’s Best of the Web comes news that Massachusetts senate candidate Martha Coakley (D) has managed to get United Parcel Service (aka “Big Brown”) mad at her. BotW quotes from a Boston Herald article:

Atlanta-based United Parcel Service, known for its ubiquitous brown trucks, demanded yesterday that the Massachusetts Democratic Party, which is listed as paying for the pamphlet, stop distributing it.

The mailer asks “What can Brown do to you?” It shows Scott Brown dressed up as a UPS driver and says, “He can reward corporations that ship your job overseas just like George W. Bush.”

Martha Coakley is a serial blunderer. If she manages to eke out a win tomorrow, she and Al Franken (D-MN) should become great pals.

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Great Scott!

Monday, January 18th, 2010

The Scott Heard Round The World:

Bay Staters: Remember to wear your Red Sox hoodies when you vote tomorrow!

Nice production values… really swell political values.

(Hat tip: our Midwest correspondent, DeepWheat, and Michelle Malkin.)

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Coakley: Toe Jam Under Curt Schilling’s Feet

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Upstart Republican Senate candidate Scott Brown released a commercial that included a snippet of him shaking hands outside Fenway Park.

His opponent, clueless Democrat Martha Coakley, sneered at the activity the way Hillary Clinton used to sneer at baking cookies.

Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling came down like a ton of bricks on Coakley for dissing Fenway and its fans.

In response, Coakley tried to fit Schilling for a pin-striped suit:

Curt Schilling, a Yankees fan?

C’mon, Boston Red Sox fans: don’t take such casual insult like serfs enduring slaps from the lord of the manor. Wear your Red Sox hoodies on Tuesday when you vote for Scott Brown: he knows who the heck Curt Schilling is.

(Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.)

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