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McCain’s campaign will be audited automatically because he used public funds.
Because Obamarama broke his promise to use public funds and despite obvious online fundraising irregularities, the FEC will not investigate Obama’s campaign fundraising.
But wait! The Obama Administration will enforce strict ethical guidelines on its members in regards to past and future careers as lobbyists. So there’s nothing to see here, and shame on you resistant-to-change hopeless racists for daring to think there might be.
The Onion couldn’t write stuff like this.
A gentle suggestion to gaga Obaminoids: Mr. Obama appears to be able to promise whatever it takes to get what he wants without worrying too much over keeping the promises. His political careers is strewn with broken promises, like limp flower petals the day after a wedding procession. You might want to start taking notes, so you can compare the date that he makes a promise with the date that he breaks that promise.
